📅 Valentine's Day 2026

The Great Taco Wait

A father. A son. A gray SUV. Thirty minutes of hunger.

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Total Time Spent Waiting

30:00

minutes that felt like hours

📖 A Timeline of Events

0:00
🚙Arrival

Gray SUV pulls into the lot. Spirits are high. Stomachs are empty. The order is placed with confidence. "Burrito and street tacos, please."

5:00
😊Optimism

Dad and son chat about life. Maybe wrestle talk. Maybe school. The smell of grilling meat drifts through the cracked window. Any minute now.

10:00
📱Phone Check #1

"It's been ten minutes already?" Time perception begins to warp. Son starts fidgeting. Dad checks the phone like it holds answers.

15:00
🤔The Questioning

Halfway mark. "Are they making the tortillas from scratch? Growing the cilantro?" Dad and son exchange a look that says everything.

20:00
😤Bargaining

"If we leave now, we could hit the drive-through and be eating in 5 minutes." But no. They've committed. Sunk cost fallacy kicks in hard.

25:00
💀Acceptance

This is life now. They live in this parking lot. The gray SUV is home. Son has memorized every crack in the dashboard.

30:00
🌮FOOD.

The bag emerges. The weight of it — substantial. The warmth — radiating through the paper. Thirty minutes of suffering evaporate in an instant. It smells incredible.

The 5 Stages of Taco Waiting

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Denial

"It hasn't been that long. They're probably just busy."

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Anger

"Did they forget about us? I can see people who came after us eating."

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Bargaining

"If the food comes in 2 minutes I won't complain. Maybe 5. Okay, 10."

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Depression

"We're never getting tacos. This is how it ends."

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Acceptance

"Worth. Every. Second."

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The Verdict

Was it worth the 30-minute wait in a gray SUV on Valentine's Day? A dad and his son, hungry and patient, united by the shared suffering of an unreasonably long taco order?

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Yes. Obviously. Always.